You know you're having a bad day when ...

Have you ever woke up in the morning and by the time your feet hit the cold floor you know it’s going to be a bad day? For some folks, that seems to an everyday occurrence, but for most of us it’s an occasional occurence. It does help, however, if there are signs that the day is not going to be one of your best.

For example,:

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you wake up, and the only coffee in the house is in the ring left by a cup on the kitchen counter.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you head for the shower, and the towels all say “Bates Motel.”

You know it’s going to be a bad day when there’s no bacon.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when your instant oatmeal isn’t, and the toaster leaves the bread a nice shade of cremated.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you go out in just a robe to get the paper, and the door locks behind you, and no one else is home except the dachshund.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you throw open the bedroom curtains and there’s a mushroom cloud in the distance.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you have to recycle your underwear.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when the weatherman is forecasting showers of fire and brimstone with a high near 1,000 F.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when there’s a Kardashian on every morning show.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you get a text from your boss saying you need to talk ... ASAP.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when the radio traffic reporter is describing backups on the evacuation routes.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when Sam and Dean Winchester knock on your door to ask if you’ve heard your neighbor howling in the night. (OK, for the ladies that might not be such a bad day.)

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you use the remote start on your car and it blows up.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when TLC calls to ask if you’d like to be on “Hoarders.”

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you’re driving to school and realize it’s Saturday.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you go to see your doctor and the first words out of his mouth are, “Oh my lord!”

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you’re getting a tattoo and the artist asks, “You did say beagle, didn’t you?”

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you notice the neighbors shuffling down the street and realize “The Walking Dead” is a reality series.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you see your picture on the Baxter County jail log.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you go fishing and hear the “Jaws” theme in the background.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you get to work and find you’ve been voted out of the office.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you find out your health insurance doesn’t cover “Oh my lord!”

Here’s hoping everyone has a good day